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“We have a complete file on all of our Latina members: no prostitutes or undesirables in our membership.”“All of the Colombian women have been interviewed and we have verified that their profile information is correct and that their intentions are honorable.”“We recruit Latina women through a rigorous screening and selection process.”“Every Hispanic woman has been screened and qualified.”“We examine their documents and consult and interview them in detail.”“We require references and then call these references.”“We invite prescreened high quality Latina women.”“We personally meet, interview and screen all of our clients to ensure their honesty.”“We screen the Latin women entering our agency and get to know them on a personal basis.”“Yes, through our registration process and a personal interview with every woman seen on our site.”“We screen all of the Colombian women in our agency to ensure they are honest.”“Yes, we know the type of girls and personalities that they have.”“We work hard daily filtering out the undesirables.”“We interview every Latin woman in order to weed out the Gold Diggers, Happy Time Girls, and Visa Hunters.” I wonder how that interview would go Interviewer: “Are you a no-good happy time, visa-hunting, undesirable gold digger?”Hispanic Woman: “No”Interviewer: “Congratulations, you passed our rigorous screening and selection process!Generally, women are attracted to guys who can dress up in style, so you have to dress to impress the girl you desire.
The “Final comments” question at the end of each Latin woman´s profile will indicate if she speaks English.
A good looking Hungarian woman who speaks English, German, or French is quite a find, and she knows it. That means they are used to recieving flowers before being taken to the theater and wined and dined afterwards by a nice smelling young man who goes to the bathroom every fifteen minutes to preen in front of a mirror to ensure that he still looks nice and then after two dates he's allowed to get to home base, and then they get married, two years later divorced, and that's where you walk in. You did not go to the same school system, did not serve in the same army, did not grope her same girlfriends in highschool, nor belong to the same Young Communist league. That doesn't mean that meeting the Hungarian girl of your dreams is going to be easy. And taking her out to nice restaurants that normally cost you an arm and a leg, but now leave you a financial quadripelegic.
She recieves daily faxes from suitors the world over and she knows the exact opening hours and addresses of the Chinese restaurants that serve imported lobster Szechuan style, which goes extremely well with a light, yet fruity French white wine, slightly chilled, and remember to tip the waiter 10%. You are different than all the nice smelling young men she's known. Nor has she been busted for possession by the same cop in Alabama, dropped out of the same University, belonged to your voodoo cult, nor ever watched The Brady Bunch. You can't tell a Hungarian girl that you are a tourist. And while the local Joe gets to home after two dates, you will have to wait longer. You will have to compose yourself with a lot more chilvalry and charm than Western girls demand. You compliment her looks, her clothes, ask attentively about her day at work. At the same time, all this hoopla is designed to get you a few old fashioned rewards.
You have to come up with something more permanent, like environmental protection engineer or journalist (a perennial favorite around our office.) You will also need a suit of clothes that could not possibly have ever seen the inside of a backpack, and a real pair of shoes. The waiting period is to see if you are "serious." That means that you are either staying in Hungary long term, or you are really, really rich. You will open doors for your date, but you will always enter a restaurant or bar first. You are expected to be a gentleman, and gentlemen are not expected to do their own laundry.
Hungarian women are not attracted to new-age sensitive guys. Bruner | Budapest Nostalgia, Expat Philosophy | Apr 2, 2004 | Comments (101) How much longer do we have to tolerate Zygotian's incessant rants against Hungarians, women, and tame domestic pets?